(Source: reversethesurface)

(Source: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch)

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek